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Small things worth knowing, usually before coffee has entirely taken effect.
49 entries
2026-09-11

Unexpected Evidence

Deep time is apparently not particular about its filing system.

2026-09-10

Right Wrong Turn

Sometimes science advances because somebody takes the easier route.

2026-09-09

Devil's Arrows

Prehistoric Britons looked at a 25-ton rock eleven miles away and said: yes, that one.

2026-09-08

Touch Screen, Receive Banana

Artificial intelligence has finally reached the jungle, where onboarding has been reduced to its essential form: touch screen, receive banana.

2026-09-07

Princess at the Met

Standards at the Metropolitan Opera remain gratifyingly severe: being an actual snake is not, by itself, enough to get the snake part.

2026-09-06

Bonnethead Sharks

Apparently even sharks grow into their faces.

2026-09-05

Equal Earth Map

The planet did not change size yesterday.

2026-09-04

Ig Nobel Prizes

Science progresses because somebody, somewhere, is willing to ask a question everyone else was sensible enough to leave alone.

2026-09-03

Saturn Decagon

Saturn has apparently begun collecting polygons.

2026-09-02

Cat Burglar

The phrase “cat burglar” has finally undergone field testing.

2026-09-01

Kākāpō Recovery

Some conservation victories arrive on wings.

2026-08-31

Roman Space Telescope

Yesterday NASA launched the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope, a $4-billion observatory now traveling nearly a million miles from Earth to begin studying dark matter, dark energy, and distant planetary systems.

2026-08-30

Hotel Arbez

There is a hotel in the Jura where you can sleep with your head in Switzerland and your feet in France.

2026-08-29

Bigfoot Festival

Today is the WNC Bigfoot Festival, when downtown Marion fills with believers, skeptics, researchers, vendors, costumed Squatches, and citizens prepared to demonstrate their qualifications in the annual Bigfoot Calling Contest.

2026-08-28

TSA Top Dog

The Transportation Security Administration has named Bolt, a 3-year-old German shorthaired pointer at Dallas Fort Worth International Airport, its 2026 Cutest Canine.

2026-08-27

Magnolia

Magnolia, a tuxedo kitten awaiting adoption in Maryland, was stolen from her enclosure in July by a man who allegedly carried her into a nearby bank, handed her to an employee, and then attempted to rob the place.

2026-08-26

La Tomatina

Today is La Tomatina, the annual Spanish festival in which more than 20,000 people are expected to spend one carefully sanctioned hour hurling overripe tomatoes at one another through the streets of Buñol.

2026-08-25

Fat Marmot Week

The first-ever Fat Marmot Week is underway at the Rocky Mountain Biological Laboratory, where the public is voting for yellow-bellied marmots that have spent the summer acquiring the sort of figure ordinarily associated with excellent cheese.

2026-08-24

Beavers

Two beaver kits have been recorded at Pensthorpe Nature Reserve — the first known young born to free-living beavers in Norfolk in roughly 500 years.

2026-08-23

Humanoid Robots

At Beijing’s World Humanoid Robot Games, Tiangong Ultra ran 100 meters in 9.39 seconds — faster than Usain Bolt’s 9.58-second human world record.

2026-08-22

Lunar Microbes

Which makes NASA’s latest concern rather good: after wondering whether the cosmos contaminated Earth, scientists are now asking whether Earth might contaminate the Moon.

2026-08-21

Sea Turtles

A family in Islamorada recently discovered 64 baby sea turtles swimming in their backyard pool. The hatchlings had apparently followed bright artificial lights away from the shore and ended up in chlorinated water instead.

2026-08-20

Little Regina

A British Army sailing crew racing around Britain and Ireland was about 70 nautical miles offshore when an exhausted barn owl tried to join them.

2026-08-19

Portland Goats

During the morning commute in Portland, two loose pygmy goats calmly followed passengers onto a city bus and settled into the journey with considerably more confidence than many human travelers.

2026-08-18

Scribeme

When Egyptian student Mark Morad lost his sight, the screen-reading software he depended on could handle text but often failed him when his lessons reached charts, diagrams, and equations.

2026-08-17

World’s Ugliest Dog

At the Sonoma County Fair this weekend, a six-year-old rescue pug named Jinny Lu won the 50th annual World’s Ugliest Dog Contest.

2026-08-16

Monkey Whisperers

There are sporting events with security teams, and then there are sporting events with a man whose professional qualification is sounding convincingly like a langur.

2026-08-15

Statue of Liberty

A new exhibition at the Amon Carter Museum of American Art traces the Statue of Liberty through nearly 150 years of American visual culture—from Bartholdi’s original vision to painting, photography, Pop Art, political imagery, and the vast democratic republ…

2026-08-14

Brussels Flower Carpet

Brussels has found an appropriately temporary way to reproduce a wave.

2026-08-13

Solar Eclipse

Yesterday’s eclipse was one of those rare events that briefly restored proportion. Meetings continued, traffic persisted, emails multiplied — and then, for a few minutes, people stepped outside and remembered that the sky is not merely decorative.

2026-08-12

The Mediterranean has always had a flair for delayed service.

Off the coast of Sicily, divers have identified a Roman merchant ship that sank roughly 2,100 years ago.

2026-08-11

Wasps

Some offices acquire a coffee machine. Eilish Rothney’s acquired a civilization.

2026-08-10

Bootlace Worm

Nature occasionally mistakes restraint for a failure of imagination.

2026-08-09

Spineless Leadership

At last, an election in which having a spine is grounds for immediate disqualification.

2026-08-08

Night of the Stars

Civilization is at its best when it occasionally remembers to look up.

2026-08-07

Fishing Cat Cubs

Civilization occasionally asks the public a question for which there are no terribly dangerous answers.

2026-08-06

Organ As Slow As Possible

xModern life rarely rewards patience. Germany has decided to make it a concert.

2026-08-05

Lunar Itinerary

Humanity has reached the stage at which even its litter has a lunar itinerary.

2026-08-04

Conservation Dogs Original

Customs has always required discernment. A wet nose merely improves the odds.

2026-08-03

Gelato the Kitten

Necessity may be the mother of invention. Evidently, she keeps rulers and toy ambulances in the cupboard.

2026-08-02

Neil the Seal

2026-08-01

Kiama Longest Loan

Some books are returned late. Others wait until history has become their alibi.

2026-07-31

Fossil Lab Bag of Bones

Some dinner parties are remembered for the conversation. This one survived a hundred million years.

2026-07-30

St Marys Fish Sauce Cleanup

Some civic problems are measured in budgets. Others by whether one can safely hang out the laundry.

2026-07-29

Danube Riverbed Archives

Rivers keep their secrets by the simple method of standing on them.

2026-07-28

Chong Interstate Mystery

Some dogs return home carrying a stick. Chong returned with five missing years and an interstate mystery.

2026-07-27

Space Needle Departure Gate

Some landmarks are admired. Others are apparently mistaken for departure gates.

2026-07-26

Punch Birthday Plushy

The first sign that one has truly overcome childhood adversity is usually independence. The second, apparently, is receiving 2,500 birthday cards.

2026-07-25

Spiderman Good Samaritan

For once, the costume department and civic responsibility were perfectly coordinated.